i had an out loud chuckle when i read this. i think its best you read the letter first.
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-communit...r-of-this-letter-see-image-W0QQAdIdZ327159744
http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-communit...r-of-this-letter-see-image-W0QQAdIdZ327159744